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Free Speech Rules

BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk announced today that Tesla vehicles will support the U.S. First Amendment and save lives by the self-driving and nearly silent cars automatically shouting offensive epithets at nearby people on the street.

The particular epithet per person (the “PEPP”) will depend largely on computer vision analysis of the target’s racial, religious or apparent sexual characteristics.